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	<title>Markus Linke's personal blog &#187; Funny</title>
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		<title>Project work</title>
		<link>http://www.linke.de/2009/10/22/project-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Markus Linke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know it&#8217;s old, but still nice]]></description>
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<p>I know it&#8217;s old, but still nice <img src='http://www.linke.de/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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		<title>High performance &#8230; delivered &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Markus Linke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a true story, it all started like this: From:     me Sent:    today To:    someone@accenture.com Subject:    Scripts Hi xxx, yyy, You probably know, but I just looked at some of your scripts and saw: user@server scripts $ more &#8230; <a href="http://www.linke.de/2009/03/27/high-performance-delivered/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>This is a true story, it all started like this:</p>
<p>From:     me<br />
Sent:    today<br />
To:    someone@accenture.com<br />
Subject:    Scripts</p>
<p>Hi xxx, yyy,</p>
<p>You probably know, but I just looked at some of your scripts and saw:</p>
<p>user@server scripts $ more curdate.sh<br />
#################################################################################<br />
#!/usr/bin/sh                                                                   #<br />
#                                                                               #</p>
<p>It wont work like this, because it needs to be in the first line with no spaces in front like this:</p>
<p>user@server scripts $ more curdate.sh<br />
#!/usr/bin/sh<br />
#################################################################################<br />
#!/usr/bin/sh                                                                   #<br />
#                                                                               #</p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>zzz</p>
<p>this was the response:</p>
<p>From:    someone@accenture.com<br />
Sent:    today<br />
To:    me<br />
Subject:    RE: Scripts</p>
<p>Hi zzz,</p>
<p>We use this in all our scripts this way and it works fine. Why do you think, that it is not working?</p>
<p>Thanks,<br />
yyy</p>
<p>after providing a link to Wikipedia explaining how Unix scripts work (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix) ), this was the response:</p>
<p>From:     someone@accenture.com<br />
Sent:    today<br />
To:    me<br />
Subject:    RE: Scripts</p>
<p>Hi zzz,<br />
I can see the sentence where it says refers to the characters &#8220;#!&#8221; when they are the first two characters in a text file. I do not want to discuss whether the wikipedia article is misleading or just wrong. However, our scripts are working in the way they are programmed (even if not started with an explicit shell).</p>
<p>I have seen a comment block which includes the shebang already a couple of times and think, that it is common practice to do so. Therefore I do not see any need for a change.</p>
<p>Regards,<br />
yyy</p>

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		<title>Clinton got a &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.linke.de/2008/07/31/clinton-got-a/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Markus Linke</dc:creator>
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		<title>Trouble Maker?</title>
		<link>http://www.linke.de/2008/05/26/trouble-maker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 17:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Markus Linke</dc:creator>
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<p>If you want to cause trouble, don&#8217;t do it behind Nathans in Coney Island &#8230; 30 police men for one guy shouting ;o)</p>

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		<title>Funny</title>
		<link>http://www.linke.de/2007/11/29/funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Markus Linke</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hippo and Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.linke.de/2007/10/25/hippo-and-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Markus Linke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know it&#8217;s old now, but still my favorite on youtube.]]></description>
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